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My name is Irene.
Dunman High 2Kiron(!) 3MIA! (: 4MUACKZX 5C33
Green Day, All-American Rejects,
The Maine, All Time Low, A Rocket To The Moon ♥
I'm pretty cool.
To-Do/Wish List:
- Learn tones of photography
- Update my ipod/get itouch
- Find someone
- Return books and magazines
- Clear junk
blonde jokes are the hits. (Friday, March 13, 2009)
Kay you guessed it, i'm gnna post some jokes from
shearin's blog =D
Q: A blonde and a both jump off a cliff at the same time. Which one will hit the bottom first?
A: The brunette, because the blonde has to ask for directions. (ROFL good one.)
Q: How many blonde jokes are there?
A: One. The rest are all true stories. (The Best.)
Q: What did one butt cheek say to the other?
A: Together, we can stop this shit.
Pick-up Lines
-Did you just farted?
'Cos you just blew me away.
-Ain't you tired?
'You've been running through my mind the entire day.
...
And the last one:
I'd slap you -- but shit splatters.
Wicked huh? (:
There's kayaking tomorrow. The 'One-Star' test. Well i hate running
in canvas, and soaking time into the water. GADDDDDD ): Second thing
is the sunburn! I hope it will be just fine tmr, the water lukewarm,
the sun blocked by clouds, and no jellyfishes please D: We're gnna
capsize, well yeah purposely. And we have to get up. SINGLEEEEE.
I'm scared.
And i'm sort of confused. Nothing goes perfect.
shearin's blog =D
Q: A blonde and a both jump off a cliff at the same time. Which one will hit the bottom first?
A: The brunette, because the blonde has to ask for directions. (ROFL good one.)
Q: How many blonde jokes are there?
A: One. The rest are all true stories. (The Best.)
Q: What did one butt cheek say to the other?
A: Together, we can stop this shit.
Pick-up Lines
-Did you just farted?
'Cos you just blew me away.
-Ain't you tired?
'You've been running through my mind the entire day.
...
And the last one:
I'd slap you -- but shit splatters.
Wicked huh? (:
There's kayaking tomorrow. The 'One-Star' test. Well i hate running
in canvas, and soaking time into the water. GADDDDDD ): Second thing
is the sunburn! I hope it will be just fine tmr, the water lukewarm,
the sun blocked by clouds, and no jellyfishes please D: We're gnna
capsize, well yeah purposely. And we have to get up. SINGLEEEEE.
I'm scared.
And i'm sort of confused. Nothing goes perfect.
friends
;Cindy I.
;Cindy K.
;Giovanni
;Jaime
;Jonathan
;Shearin
;Tiffany
;TsuHui
;Venus
;XiaoQing
;Yusuf
DHS(:
/Cheryl C
/Cheryl T
/CASSSSS
/Felicia
/Jacqueline
/Janice
/Jia Qi
/Jinyu
/Katherine
/MiaoLin
/RuiQi
/Siow XinYi
/Yi Ling
/Yu Qian
/Winky
/WenXi
/Anthea
/Reena
/Fena
Guides
/DHS Coy
/Alisa
/An Yi
/Ruo Ting
/Xin Tian
/Shu Jun
/Sherlyn
/Cherisse
/Zi Shan
/See Hian
/Shu Wen
/En Ci
/Eunice
/Phoebe
/Ya Jun
/Hillary
/Xanicia
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